Pigwoman Candy Crowley apologises for telling the truth.
The Obamessiah appreciates that:
The future president:
A world without balloons, imagine that!
Imagining a World Without Balloons
I would rather image a world without buffoons — although in that world we wouldn’t be able to laugh at Hank Johnson (D-GA), the mentally defective congresscritter who has worried that Guam might tip over. Here he waxes philosophical on Big Government’s role in the regulation and distribution of helium:
Tea Party Congress? If only.
No country that allows itself to be ruled by idiots has a future, no matter how self-righteous their racial background may make some voters feel.
The Responsible Helium Administration and Stewardship Act (H.R. 527) is an actual bill. A government big enough to nationalize helium has the mass to crush sanity itself.  (Moonbattery)
Who expects puppets to be intelligent?!