In other news:
If you don’t have gay sex on commercial flights’, then you probably don’t need a mask.
America’s Centre for Disease Control this week recommended travellers mask up to protect themselves from the MonkeyPox – a disease spread primarily through gay sex.
Now if, like 99.999 per cent of the population you’re thinking, ‘But I don’t have gay sex on commercial flights’, then you probably don’t need a mask.
But if you’re part of the 0.001 per cent of people at risk of contracting the MonkeyPox at 40,000 feet somewhere between San Francisco and Amsterdam, you’re probably asking, ‘Where do I put the mask?’
Well, follow the science!
The problem, of course, is that the science left the room a long time ago.
Warning that a disease is ‘most prevalent among men who have sex with men’ and then insisting that everyone wears a mask to protect themselves seems a bit, well, strange.
Then again, better safe than sorry, right?