Stop Breathing. It’s Bad For the Environment. The Planet is Wobbling Because of You!

The Global Warming Racket:

You are the carbon they want to reduce

Fasten your seatbelts, things are getting wobbly!

Earth is wobbling and days are getting longer — and humans are to blame

New studies, which utilized AI to monitor the effects of climate change on Earth’s spin, have shown that our days are getting increasingly longer and that our planet will get more wobbly in the future. These changes could have major implications for humanity’s future.

Warming loons blame “climate change” for EVERYTHING!

Desperate Libs Fall Back on Climate Hype

Democrats are panicking over the increasing likeliness that their archenemy Trump will be elected in a landslide. They need to put a brake on the countermoonbat momentum. Maybe they can distract us with hysteria over the imaginary climate crisis.

We are now told that minor fluctuations in the temperature allegedly resulting from insufficient taxation and regulation are slowing Earth’s rotation.

This tops even Chicken Little clucking about a “Doomsday Glacier” that will melt to punish us for not voting for Democrats. Now time itself is affected. Newsweek shrieks that in theory, at some point after we’re all dead of old age, the climate could cause a day to be 2.62 ± 0.79 milliseconds per century longer.

This is presented as a serious problem. Remember now, don’t laugh.