Carnival Cruises: don’t miss out on the chicken tenders!

As savagery encroaches like wolves closing in on a dwindling campfire, civilization is forced to contract. Carnival Cruise is now lost to the darkness:

Disturbing footage captured the moment a massive melee broke out on a Carnival Cruise ship among fuming passengers seemingly upset over “chicken tenders.”

The violence among about two dozen brawlers erupted aboard the Sunshine at about 2 a.m. Monday — the last day of its voyage — as the ship was heading back to Miami, according to a passenger who filmed the mayhem.

“Where the f–k is security?!” one bystander could be heard yelling in the footage as passengers trade blows and slam each other to the floor.

Forget security. What was needed was a torpedo, before the ship could return to disgorge its cargo back into America.

Similar recent outbursts include:

• On April 26, 2025, a large brawl occurred in the debarkation area of a Galveston, Texas cruise terminal after passengers disembarked the Carnival Jubilee. This incident led to 24 passengers being placed on Carnival’s “Do Not Sail” list.
• On June 7, 2025, a brawl on the Carnival Sunrise resulted in several passengers being banned for life after video showed the fight and at least two chairs being thrown.
• A significant fight involving 40 to 60 passengers occurred on the Carnival Magic in June 2022 near New York, which led to the ship being escorted to port by the Coast Guard.

Is there a naval version of the National Guard that Trump can deploy aboard the ships?