The Media Pulled the Same Famine Hoax in Yemen Before Gaza
It’s all bullshit, but the propaganda is real.
On this week’s episode of “You’re an Idiot if you Believe the Media”, everyone in Gaza had starved to death a year and half ago. And have been ever since.
Gaza Said To Be Starving But Not ‘Release The Hostages’ Starving
The Babylon Bee
GAZA — Despite reports that multiple men, women, and children had starved to death in the war-torn Gaza Strip as a result of the ongoing Israel-Gaza War, with approximately 50,000 more facing starvation, Hamas sources said they were not “release the hostages” starving.
“We are starving! I mean, not ‘release the hostages starving’ but, you know, we’re pretty hungry,” said Gaza spokesperson Ghazi Hamad, also known as the Voice of Hamas. “Shame on Israel for creating a strategic blockade to force us to give up the hostages! Shame!”
Since the start of the conflict that resulted from the October 7, 2023, attack in which Hamas killed approximately 1,200 people and took 251 hostages, Israel has deployed the use of routine military strategies such as fighting back and setting up a blockade on resources to secure the release of the remaining hostages, causing outrage among the Palestinians. “It’s unfair!” said one Gazan as he beat a hostage. “I’m hungry! Just not, you know, hungry enough to give up this hostage.”
According to the Gaza Health Ministry, the number of starving Gazans has increased daily. “As our resources diminish, what may start off as a dozen starving children can quickly turn to hundreds and thousands,” said Dr. Marwan Naim. “It’s almost enough to make us want to give up the hostages. Not quite. But almost.”
According to sources, Hamas leadership (which has seen significant turnover in the last two years) remained confident that Israel would crack any minute and simply hand over their entire nation and kill themselves, turning the conflict into an elaborate game of chicken to see who will blink first, the people starving to death or the people with comparatively unlimited resources.
At publishing time, the Gaza Health Ministry reported that the number of starving had risen to the hundreds of thousands, which was really bad but still not quite bad enough to give up the hostages.
The “Starving” Ham-a$$ BS propaganda is egregious:
Who can believe Hamas! What is the reason that they won’t release the remaining hostages, those who may be alive and the bodies of the dead hostages.
It is obvious that they are trying and almost succeeding in making THEM out to be the victims in this war. And the likes of Starmer, Macron and all the other weasely leaders are falling into this belief.
More power to the Israelis and it is very telling that Qatar and other Muslim countries are telling Hamas to release the hostages and leave the Palestinian people in peace. They won’t do this as they want to destroy Israel.
Starmer & Macron are being corrupted by Qatar.
I’m afraid Australian politclowns are also in their pockets.