“White people always try to be like us”

This n*gga wants some reparations:

Imported blacks in England puffing their chests, claiming Britain’s greatness is thanks to them. Mate, let’s not rewrite history with a crayon and a dream.

Britain was a global superpower before you lot even had a postcode, Roman roads, Magna Carta, Industrial Revolution, all that jazz built on Anglo-Saxon grit, not your nan’s jerk chicken recipe. The Empire spanned a quarter of the planet by the 19th century, and I hate to break it to you, but your ancestors weren’t exactly the architects of that gig. You’re a footnote, not the author. Numbers don’t lie either, Black Brits are what, 3% of the population? You’re barely a rounding error in the census, let alone the backbone of this country. Britain’s great because of Shakespeare, Newton, and conquering half the world, not because you lot showed up late to the party and demanded a medal. Sit down, your delusion’s showing.