Albanian Terrorists Announce Greece is Next
by sheikyermami on May 1, 2007
Greater Albania Project Moves On

* Masked and armed Albanian terrorists threaten Greek region of Epirus, announcing the formation of a “Liberation Army of Chamuria.” Judging by the flags on the table, they are clearly aware who their allies are.
* Comment from Jihad Watch Germany: The American flag on the table is probably a sign of gratitude to the warcriminals Clinton and Albright.
According to an announcement on the Albanian-language website Dervina.com, a paramilitary formation named the Liberation Army of Chamuria (LAC) had appeared in the north Greek region of Epirus, along the border with Albania.
Using the same recipe for hijacking the land employed in Serbian Kosovo-Metohija province, beginning with the albanization of the name of the region, Albanians refer to the Greek Epirus as the Chamuria or Tchamuria. Along the information that the Albanian terrorist unit covering this region has been formed, the web site also offers two videos previously shown on the Albanian television News 24.
Before the video footage was shown, president of the Albanian municipality Himara in the Valona region of Albania, stated that Epirus in Greece, populated by the majority of ethnic Albanians, should be given autonomy.
Video recordings from the Dervina web site show eight masked and armed men, with UCC (Ushtria Clirimtare e Camerise in Albanian, or Liberation Army of Chamuria) acronym on their uniforms. One of them reads the statement about the formation of the UCC/LAC sitting at the table decorated with the USA and EU flags. On the walls behind, an Albanian flag and map of “Tchamuria” are hanged. (Video 1, Video 2)
According to the Serbian news agency Tanjug, media in Athens has called on the Greek government to sharply condemn the threats issued by Albanian terrorists and to request the information from Yahoo which hosts the web site about the location of the site’s web master.
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If you others wont to know the truth about greeks, they are as dump as they don’t know hoe to build a wall. Yes you fucking greeks, I’m talking about the acropoli’s wall, which is build by albanians. If you wont something more, I’m telling you that you greeks weren’t capable to build the infrastructure for your olympic games, and you hired albanian workers. So don’t fuck with us and wash your fucking mouth when you talk about ALBANIA.
This is the biggest bunch of bullsh*t Blog I’ve ever read!
Clearly most of you fools are highschoolers passing down hearsay from what granddad may have told you.
Dont be offended when your own people (who with personal experience) are able to validly criticise you. Eg Megaman2000
Perhaps use it to become better or atleast offer some insight of your own to balance or complement it.
As far as historical continuity goes Illyrians were a huge, large, loose group of many independant tribes it is without doubt impossible to asribe this name wholelly to current day Albania and its people.
As with most ethnic populations, mixed heriatge can be proven, especially so with modern day Albanians which is one reason why they are quite harsly, spoken of as gypsies.
If you dont like this stereotype then bloody-well do what friends of mine do and be the best fkn Albanian you can be, living abroad. Without fear or strife break the stereotype and tell people where your from, then attitudes will change!!
Because at the moment the consensus in Europe is that Albanians are opportunistic theives. Whenever small communities gather, people try to pretect themselves against ‘Albanian theives’ who are really just trying to survive.
This dosn’t make it ok.
Ask God for forgiveness & Change your ways.
greece and albania have always had problems, mostly over the territory.
but that has always been the case with albania a week and poor country, and the big fish will always take a bite of the small one.
Albanian are a well educated people, with strong family values and super social skills.
One has to remember that albanians wer isolated for more than 45 years. they did not have much contact with the outside world, so it will take them a wile to get use to this.
But to say that albanians are thieves is crazy. we are a nation raised on the idea that lies and stealing are wrong and taboo for an albanian.
Albanians are a nation of pride, truth and HONOR, we kill if dishonored . And there is no honor in a thief, so how pathetic are u for making suc a claim, u must be an uneducated idiot.
Yeah,Yeah,Andi as all the muslims your honor is between the 2 legs of your women. Beautiful place for your honor….(sarc off)
Sheik, report this sick guy, please.
Which do you think there are least of ………..thieves in albania or homosexuals in iran ?
According to some people , there are none of these groups in these two countries !
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