Londonistan revisited
by sheikyermami on May 30, 2007
In Allah we trust
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‘All of the world belongs to Allah’ Anjem Chaudry
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Chaudry: ‘Unbelievers are not innocent, rejecting Islam is a heinous crime’
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This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening.
We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way...
But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.
Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth,
(we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!
One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for
trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.
But you won't be back, trust me on that.
Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?
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I am a tooth fairy extremist, and willing to fight for my beliefs. I demand death by toothache of any person who rejects their belief in the tooth fairy. Any person who, during their life, strays from the ways of the tooth fairy (he is most merciful and forgiving) should die an agonizing death of screaming distress and misery. Any person who does not place uprooted teeth in a glass of water beside their bedside is an infidel, a smelly dog who must be wiped out from this tooth fairy’s earth.
You are ignoring me aren’t you, because you think that my belief is nonsense, ridiculous, insane. You are probably happy to say that to my face as well.
It is hurtful and offensive that my unfounded, illogical notion is often dismissed, but I have to get used to it. I could become an extremist, start wrapping up my wife when she wants to go outdoors, take her freedoms away, bit of chop chop here and there for my little girl before she is old enough to think for herself, that sort of thing.
The only thing I need is for you to take my belief seriously, or at least pretend to…
I use to believe in the tooth fairy until the fairy only coughed up a few nickles for a big tooth. Now, I am an apostate!
Please, I do not want to read death to apostates again. It does not scare me.
this is evidence that islam must be removed from our decent western lands,they are the infidels and anti christian…and all those who adhere to that archaic medieval tribal moon gods stoneworship cult, we are facing the decimation of democracy by the enemy within our own gates as cicero once warned..beware of the enemy in your midst they are the greatest danger. what loony leftists and the ridiculous muliti cultists and the politicians must be held to account for what they have done to our nations
mass deportations and close all mosques,ban the koran and make it illegal to allow any islamic employment send them back to arab lands now bf it is too late