We got mail from ‘Ahmed Coolniger!’
by sheikyermami on March 6, 2008
* The love letters just keep coming, few are worth keeping, but this one is good:
From Ahmed Thabet <coolniger_007@hotmail.com>
First of all….i like u to know who you are talking to….your website about muslim women and othe rthings that bad for eslam are going o be blocked by the IFT….and you are showing the bad side of islam let me tell u somthing ure name means An asshole!!:D:D:D…and u are a bitch who drinks from a muslim women everyday to sastfiy her cause you cant get a women anyway….and for your information all the shit u said in this website is bullshit cz muhammed didnt say anthing abt this shit…thought jesus isnt tht bad…but i wont be bad to jeues cz i beleive in him too./….u knw what?!?if men treat women that badly ….your women kick ure ass!!:D:D….all u got are bitches and sluts!!!!thought ure one of them !!!!hehe…anyway….ure website is shitty !!!:D:D:D…not cause the subject but beacuse your stupid and an ass!!:D:D:D……gd bye sheik!!!(means in arabiac a muslim )LOL!!!!!ASS!!hehe
Ahmed, was it this link about Muslim Women you don’t like?
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Dumber than a ton of bricks:
* Amazing. This guy must be buying his intelligence from the ‘Stars & Stripes..’
* They would love us to death if we let them…
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I really don’t have time to worry about this,” Rice said.
She said the United States is working with troublesome nations throughout the world such as North Korea and Iran. “I would just tell people to look at the facts,” she added.
* Indeed. We’re looking at the facts here every day, Condi. Where have you been for the last 7 years?
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We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way...
But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.
Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth,
(we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!
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But you won't be back, trust me on that.
Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?
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I think one guy writes this sort of letter to all the anti-jihad sites. I can see him now getting loaded and writing in his almost illiterate style as he awaits his next welfare check and prepares to vote for his favorite leftist candidate. The guy is so stupid even jihadists would be embarrassed by his defending them.
But reading such nonsense is a hoot if one can overcome the dreadful grammar. It’s sort of like an electronic version of a hate note written in crayon.
He should go on the comedy channel,,,or better yet back to school. Still he has gone to a lot of trouble to show his “intelligence”.
Who/what is the IFT?
Gramfan>>”He should go on the comedy channel
Perhaps he could be paired with Islamic rage boy. That would be fun.
IFT?
Dunno.
Lemme guess: ‘Islamic Fartwa Tribunal..?’
Ive noticed Bolt hasn’t touched the Fitna fiasco. Lets watch and see of he covers it, should be interesting.
IFT-
Islamsfortwits?
I wonder if “Coolniger” is a 16 year old male in Cairo?
( http://www.rapleaf.com/pub/Coolniger-007 )
* Who/what is the IFT?
I’d go for International Federation of Trekkers
These people obviously don’t realize what F/wits they are other wise they would actually kill them selves hang on they do, may be they do realize, mate don’t burn your lips while your trying to blow up the bus ok!
hang on I feel a fartwa coming on ,any one got a match!
Savitch
Bolt has a “no islam” on today’s forum. In a way I am relieved.
Last time I looked he didn’t have anything on the terrorist attack in Israel either.
OOOOOOOOooops. He just put something up! Having trouble keeping up.
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/student_killers_praised/