Rape me, Mr Taliban. But will you respect me in the morning?
by sheikyermami on June 9, 2009
Tim Blair: RESPECTFULLY RAPED
What’s next Joanie? Taliban porn flicks?
Like her fellow journalists Yvonne Ridley and Beverly Giesbrecht, Dutch leftist Joanie de Rijke was kidnapped by Islamic extremists.
Ridley converted to Islam (and sometimes writes to us on this blog telling us what a great ‘journalist she is…)
Giesbrecht (claims she) faces beheading. But it looks more and more like she is helping the Taliban to make a fast buck…
And as for de Rijke:
She was held captive, raped repeatedly, and released after six days for a ransom of 100,000 euros.
But, hey, no hard feelings:
After her ordeal, she acknowledged that her captors “did horrible things to me,” but added in several media interviews “They also respected me,” and emphasized “They are not monsters.”
Read on. As you do, imagine de Rijke’s comments – and global reaction – if the events she describes had happened inside, say, Abu Ghraib.
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It looks like she was in search for a sexual fugue of death rather than ordeal activist journalism… The Marquis de Sade could not have imagined a scenario like this….. Now, all we have to do is wait for her hot and steamy sexual encounter to come up in a book ….. It is like I really want to know how she left about fucked by many men and being a concubine of Ghazi the stud stallion of the Taliban…. That’s the thrill of a life time… It is sick and despicable to turn this into a desired “experience”.
Her apologist claim of quasi-respect for the Taliban which is …” they let her live..” is incredebly naive and misguided…. Well what else would you expect from a journalist of soft porn magazine….
Kinky lady, she really is an animal activist she thought that the goats needed a break.
Infidel ,
Love some of your comments..You are the only one sounding rational in this story.
The concept “women and children first” is not exactly a muslim thing. The woman was gang-raped, no doubt under threat of death, for several days….but they’re NOT monsters.
I’m truly sorry for the suffering all these women experienced.
Karma.