There ain’t no cure for the jihad bug

by sheikyermami on September 1, 2009

Prontissimo, Ladies & Gentlemen: WoJ Cartoonist Shem has enriched us again with his unrivaled talent, inspired by the Saudi ass-bomb that backfired the other day:

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Jihad/martyrdom bombers who killed 95 at Iraqi government ministries had recently been freed from US custody

Obama’s strange new respect comes home to roost. “Iraq Ministry Bombers Were Freed by US,” from Agence France-Presse, August 31 (thanks to JW):

Egyptian Muslim Council: Building a church is a sin against Allah

The dhimmis, or non-Muslim subjects of the Islamic state, according to a manual of Islamic law endorsed by Al-Azhar University in Cairo as reflective of Sunni orthodoxy, “are obliged to comply with Islamic rules that pertain to the safety and indemnity of life, reputation, and property.” Among these Islamic rules: they “are forbidden to build new churches” (‘Umdat al-Salik o11.5).

“Building a Church is a ‘Sin’ Against God, Says Egyptian Muslim Council,” by Mary Abdelmassih for AINA, August 31:

Florida: Muslim girl sits for Pledge of Allegiance. Non-Muslim girl asks her why she doesn’t act proud to be an American. Guess who got suspended.

“But whether standing up or not, this issue’s not about the pledge of allegiance or anything else. This is about bullying and it’s about discrimination.” So says Ahmed Bedier, who knows a bit about bullying himself.

And he’s right: this case is about bullying. But who is doing the bullying, and who is being bullied?

“Patriotism or prejudice? Teen suspended for criticizing Muslim student,” by Elizabeth Dinh for ABC Action News (Tampa Bay), August 31 (thanks to JW):

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Mullah Lodabullah September 1, 2009 at 7:11 am

* Egyptian Muslim Council: Building a church is a sin against Allah

Yes, and “allah” is not God, and God will deal with “allah” and hi false prophet and followers. By the time this is over, any left living will be in no doubt as to who is the Lord.

“And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 16:18)

Nothing that the Egyptian Muslim Council, “allah”, Mo, Solkhar, or
1.x billion muslims can do about it.

Mullah Lodabullah September 1, 2009 at 7:14 am

* WoJ Cartoonist Shem has enriched us again with his unrivaled talent, inspired by the Saudi ass-bomb that backfired the other day:

Cut the brown wire!

Mullah Lodabullah September 1, 2009 at 10:06 am

* Egyptian Muslim Council: Building a church is a sin against Allah

While “allah” has snitches & stooges in position to report and deport
anyone preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ in an effort to ensure
that no muslim can escape from satan’s clutches, his slaves purport
to serve all people “regardless of race, religion or national origin”, and
to hold a mass gathering on the US Capitol Hill. Satan is making his move to capture the centre-piece of the Dar al Harb.

They have no idea what they are messing with.
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islamoncapitolhill.com

In the name of Allah

The objective of this gathering is to invite the Muslim Communities and friends of Islam to express and illustrate the wonderful diversity of Islam. We intend to manifest Islam’s majestic spiritual principals as revealed by Allah to our beloved prophet Muhammad (PEACE BE UPON HIM) of Arabia. Likewise; we intend to inspire a new generation of Muslim to work for the greater good of all people. We shall serve all people, regardless of race, religion or national origin.

ON THIS DAY:

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The Athan will be chanted on Capitol Hill, echoing off of the Lincoln Memorial, the Washington Monument and other great edifices that surround Capitol Hill
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Thousands of Muslims from all races, creeds, colors and ethnicities will gather for the sole purpose of prayer
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Bonds of friendship will be formed between those in attendance, both Muslims and Non-Muslims
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Muslim youth will experience tours of the Library of Congress and the Supreme Court.
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The peace, beauty and solidarity of Islam will shine through America’s capitol
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Jummah prayer
Capitol Hill
September 25, 2009

OUR TIME HAS COME
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Be careful – your time may indeed have come!

Bat doo-doo September 1, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Nice cartoon! I think Moslems use a mixture of zam-zam water and healing camel susu’s for rectal insertion of the explosives.

Mullah Lodabullah September 1, 2009 at 1:55 pm

* WoJ Cartoonist Shem has enriched us again with his unrivaled talent, inspired by the Saudi ass-bomb that backfired the other day:

Hoist by his own petard!

Izzla-mo Fo'bik September 1, 2009 at 2:37 pm

Brilliant cartoon by Shem.

Sheikyermami, could you ask Shem to draw a cartoon featuring your resident bag-of-wind troll Solkhar?

I’m sure Solkhar would be honoured.

A sort of pen & ink honour-killing, heh,heh,heh.

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