Zappa: Dumb all over, encore!

Thanks to Shiva from the Illustrated PIG

Yellow Pages Shills for Islam, Claims Zappa Was a Muslim 

* No link because  too many people complained and they took the site down. 

An amazingly distorted presentation sponsored by the Yellow Pages repeats every discrimination claim ever issued by Islamic advocacy groups—i.e. Americans are hopelessly bigoted against Muslims, for no reason at all—and then goes on to claim that Frank Zappa was a Muslim. 

* Who you jivin’ with that cosmic debris? 

In fact, Frank was the antidote… 

* Music, in Islam, is haram (Hugh comments on a Muslim site)

* Is that a real poncho, or is that an islamic poncho?

Whoever we are
Wherever we’re from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It’s gonna take a lot more
Than tryin’ to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
‘Cause we behave the same…
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near ‘n far
Dumb all over,
Black ‘n white
People, we is not wrapped tight

Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin’ the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
‘Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don’t believe in the book
We got over here
You can’t run a race
Without no feet

‘N pretty soon
There won’t be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won’t blow up
‘N disappear
It’ll just look ugly
For a thousand years…)

You can’t run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state

Frank Zappa was the front man for the Muslims of Invention--you know, one of those claims, like the invention of the zero, that Muslims are fond of making up.

* But but but!!! Muslims invented the zero. 

 Fitzgerald: A shameless attempt to exploit Arabic-speaking Christians

*  Comment:

The press article reeks of sarcasm:
“The three-minute emotional rollercoaster takes you through the trials and tribulations of Muslim-Americans before leading into the vast contributions Muslims from around the world have made.”

It had to have been done on purpose – even muslims aren’t that stupid, are they?

* Well, are they? What do you say, Bungla? Irfan?