Rape Britannia: Rape Epidemic 53 % up in Londonistan

These pesky victims!

“We believe this rise in recorded crimes is partly due to an increase in victims coming forward to report rape and sexual assaults.”

If they continue to follow the Scandinavian script, they may start to cite global warming as a causative factor in the increased incidence of rape in London.  (GoV)

In other news:

Mac insults Mo:  That calls for compo jihad!

(BCF tip)

I don’t think this can be fixed with a $2 dollar pair of pliers….

The professor is known for morsels of wisdom:

“Death … is a killer”;
“the most vulnerable … are most at risk”; and
“When you are cremated… no-one wants you to poison people”