Porn Connoisseur IRFAN YUSUF whines about the Abbott government’s proposed anti-terror laws and the Muselmanic duty to repel them

When Yusuf rubs it he makes sure to leave a stench that levels Tacoma:

The Abbott government’s proposed anti-terror laws should be repelled by a unified front of civil libertarians and Muslims. Unfortunately, some groups have been lax in their duty, writes Irfan Yusuf.

Australian conservatives thrive on hysteria. During the 1980s, the paranoia was about Iranian revolutionary Shiism and Soviet communism. The Iranians were kept under control by our buddy Saddam Hussein and his chemical weapons. But the Soviet influence was threatening our moderate democratic Sunni Muslim friends, like dictator General Zia-ul-Haq of Pakistan.

Those of us who are not part of this “unified front of civil libertarians and Muslims” need to stock up on Mustard repellant: