You could not make it up.
AI is hilarious đ pic.twitter.com/0S6GQAPSAo
â Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) April 12, 2026
- The US blockade of Iranian ports is in effect, but President Donald Trump says there is still plenty of room for Iran to make a deal.
- Iran accuses the US of committing piracy as thousands of Iranians rally in Tehran against the blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.
Trump Blockade Threatens Iranâs Military-Industrial Complex
The blockade officially began at 10:00 a.m. Eastern time on Monday.
President Donald Trumpâs blockade of Iran could be poised to deliver a staggering blow to the Iranian economy, including the cash flows needed by the regime to pay the host of soldiers and thugs it requires to stay in power.
âThe blockade will be enforced impartially against vessels of all nations entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas, including all Iranian ports on the Arabian Gulf and Gulf of Oman,â the statement said.
I honestly thought this was AI. đ
â The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) March 10, 2026
They went from âDeath to Americaâ to a cardboard Ayatollah in the span of a week. pic.twitter.com/gH8R6nAnGb
More about Russiaâs offer to take Iranâs enriched uranium
The Kremlin has reiterated its readiness to help Iran hand over its highly enriched uranium to Russia, which is capable of accommodating it.
For many years, Russia has been one of the key countries participating in the negotiation process on Iranâs nuclear programme.
It has repeatedly offered to export excess enriched uranium from Iran, process it and return it in the form of nuclear fuel for nuclear power plants.
Still, Iran hasnât accepted the offer.




