Taliban Work Accident Watch

Moe’s Jihad News

Mullah accidently blows up self, sons 

* Whole lotta virgins for the one who deserves ’em all!

*  You don’t see a fat mullah blow every day, this is good news indeed: 

*   Islamic cleric kills five, including himself, while engaging in religious instruction of the youth — and doesn’t take out a single infidel.   

A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.

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Pakistan: Mullah Dadullah arrested 

*  He must be the cat with nine lives: just a few months ago he was roasted and now arrested? The mystery deepens:

PAKISTANI security forces wounded and captured a top Taliban commander in a shootout, police said, days after Islamabad denied the presence of senior militants on its soil.

Mullah Mansoor Dadullah, the brother of the Islamist movement’s slain military commander in Afghanistan, and seven other rebels were seized in Pakistan’s southwestern Baluchistan province, they said.

Then who’s this?

* Awrrrriight: He is the brother!! 

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What happened to Adam Gadahn? 

The American Talib, the only American charged with treason since 9/11 very well could have been blown to kingdom come along with Abu al Libi in Mirali n Waziristan by hellfire. Theres supposedly been electronics that belonged to Gadahn recovered from the Predator strike that indicate some of the chunks of flesh remaining might belong to Gadahn.

*   None of his pussyhair was found in the rubble….
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