Pakistani Minister: Obama should offer Eid prayers at Ground Zero and declare himself caliph
The caliph in Sunni Islam is the symbol of the supranational unity of the Muslims, and is the successor of Muhammad as the military, political, and spiritual leader of the Islamic community. The caliphate was abolished in 1924 by the secular Turkish government; foremost on the agenda of Islamic supremacists worldwide is its restoration. Hamstringing that effort, however, has been the lack of a candidate who would be acceptable to everyone concerned. Now Pakistan’s Minister of State for Industries, Ayatullah Durrani, has a novel idea for just the right man for the job: Barack Obama!
Heck, why not? Taft went on from the presidency to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Nixon became a pundit. Carter became a saint. Why can’t Obama become caliph?
Seriously, note the bit about offering Eid prayers at Ground Zero. Why at Ground Zero? To mark the victory of Islam there — as the planned mosque will do.
Islamabad, Sep 2 (PTI) A Pakistani minister wants US President Barack Obama to offer Eid prayers at Ground Zero in New York and become the “Amir-ul-Momineen” or Caliph of Muslims.Minister of State for Industries Ayatullah Durrani, who belongs to the ruling Pakistan People”s Party, said the upcoming Eid-ul-Fitr festival, expected to be observed on September 11, would be a “golden opportunity” for Obama to offer Eid prayers and declare himself the leader of all Muslims.
“In this way, all the problems of the Muslim world would be solved,” Durrani told The Nation newspaper.
Strange that the “Muslim world” has never been able to solve even the most basic problems for themselves and that it looks towards the most incompetent parvenu ever Â for salvation…..
Durrani, a former member of the Pakistan Ideological Council, contended that the Muslim world is in “dire need” of a Caliph and occupying this distinguished slot would provide Obama “exemplary titles” like “Mullah Barack Hussain Obama” or “Allama Obama”.
He said: “The time is approaching fast. Barack Hussain Obama must act now. This is a golden opportunity, Muslims badly need it.”
Obama”s [sic] elevation to the Islamic Caliphate would be the “key to success, he claimed but did not offer any explanation for his remarks….