Palin Derangement Syndrome: Catching Halibut Makes Her a "Female Serial Killer of Animals"

What the halibut? Palin ‘snuff film’ outrages animal rights advocates

Tofu slurping moonbats go apeshit over a real woman

US Republican darling Sarah Palin is under fire for apparently clubbing a fish to death, then holding its still-beating heart in her hands for television cameras in what a US animal rights group calls a “snuff video”.  (Sydney Moonbat Herald)

If it was the Obamessiah the gushers would be all over him with tingles up their legs……

Here on Facebook,  Palin rips the Manchurian moonbat and his armies of gushing tinglers a new one:

My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come.

With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…

Of course, the paragraph above is based on a series of misstatements and verbal gaffes made by Barack Obama (I didn’t have enough time to do one for Joe Biden). YouTube links are provided just in case you doubt the accuracy of these all too human slips-of-the-tongue. If you can’t remember hearing about them, that’s because for the most part the media didn’t consider them newsworthy. I have no complaint about that. Everybody makes the occasional verbal gaffe – even news anchors.

Obviously, I would have been even more impressed if the media showed some consistency on this issue. Unfortunately, it seems they couldn’t resist the temptation to turn a simple one word slip-of-the-tongue of mine into a major political headline. The one word slip occurred yesterday during one of my seven back-to-back interviews wherein I was privileged to speak to the American public about the important, world-changing issues before us.

If the media had bothered to actually listen to all of my remarks on Glenn Beck’s radio show, they would have noticed that I refer to South Korea as our ally throughout, that I corrected myself seconds after my slip-of-the-tongue, and that I made it abundantly clear that pressure should be put on China to restrict energy exports to the North Korean regime. The media could even have done due diligence and checked my previous statements on the subject, which have always been consistent, and in fact even ahead of the curve. But why let the facts get in the way of a good story? (And for that matter, why not just make up stories out of thin air – like the totally false hard news story which has run for three days now reporting that I lobbied the producers of “Dancing with the Stars” to cast a former Senate candidate on their show. That lie is further clear proof that the media completely makes things up without doing even rudimentary fact-checking.)

“Hope springs eternal” as the poet says. Let’s hope that perhaps, just maybe, they might get it right next time. When we the people are effective in holding America’s free press accountable for responsible and truthful reporting, then we shall all have even more to be thankful for!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

– Sarah Palin

6 thoughts on “Palin Derangement Syndrome: Catching Halibut Makes Her a "Female Serial Killer of Animals"”

  1. Get used to it lefties – unless Bobby Jindal (whom you wouldn’t like either) manages to come up through the pack, she’s going to be the next President of the most powerful country on earth, and, like the cavalry coming up over the hill, just in the nick of time.
    I suspect that relatively few of you are tofu and raw vegetable devotees – have you ever stopped to wonder how your delmonico or your filet of sole happened to end up in front of you at your upscale restaurant?
    Sorry Gloria, Germaine, Whoopi, and colleagues – you’ve run up against a real woman here; someone who is proud to be a mother, who is committed to accept and love, rather than abort, a handicaped child, who doesn’t shrink from dirtying her hands to provide for her family and who isn’t about to apologize for the fact that she happens to be sexually attractive.
    Observe and learn.

  2. All right, so Sarah is the woman du jour of the freedom-loving etc. A lot of what she says makes sense … but do remember that she’s ALSO said yesterday that the North Koreans are the Americans allies.
    Is it really a good idea to make someone who doesn’t know the difference between north and south, clearly stating she’s clueless about foreign policy, the president of the United States?

  3. Looked into it. I stand corrected, it seems to be an extremely unfortunate slip of the tongue. Yes, Obama thousand times worse. Hoping to see Sarah prove to the world that she does have a handle on foreign policy.

  4. Alaska pollock is the fish I love to club.
    It is a member of the Walleye family and it is very tasty indeed.
    You club the fish over the head before you gut it. That is the humane thing to do.
    Would you operate on a patient without giving him anesthetic?
    These PITA tofu-slurpers are nutz in the head.
    What’s next? Swatting flies will be a no-no?

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