Yusuf rubs it…

….in Mackay!

Many thanks for this enlightening contribution to Australia’s election from Planet Irf:

COMMENT: Watching the election in boganville …

I have my computer with me at McDonalds in Mackay city, taking advantage of their free internet connection. I’m surrounded by alien and ugly looking creatures with tattoos running up and down their arms. But I needn’t worry about them reading what I type. It’s likely they cannot read.

OK that’s a little slack. 95% of them cannot read. And their English vocabulary is generally limited to words consisting of no more than four letters.   (Planet Irf)

We need some more like that:

But hey, don’t let that deter you, Yufus: there is always more where the goodies come from:

Pakistani Muslims complain USA isn’t giving enough aid

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Yusuf, the bedrock of civilized society

Yusuf is disturbed.

Disturbed by “police attacks on other new Australian communities such as Afghans”.

Because he cares. They are his Muslim brothers, you see.  Yusuf is caring and compassionate when it comes to that:

“… disturbing stuff. Citizens should be treated as individuals in a liberall (sic) democracy, not lumped together and mistreated based on personal characteristics beyond their control. Allegations of police racism and brutality also undermine the rule of law which forms a bedrock of any civilised society.”

But here’s the good news: fearful of thunderbolts & lightning, Yusuf braves the elements and takes “a break out of his break” to disabuse us about “racism” against Africans. And then, after  a  deep sigh,  his heart goes out to Afghans as well, as we can see here... but Yusuf never tells us why they are here, or why he’s so sure that they are citizens…

Why did they come to Oz, Yusuf? To become Australians?

Right. Here:

Yusuf discovers “a great few lines” by atheist slimeball Richard Dawkins, which seem to please him enormously:

“I don’t think we should go out of our way to insult Islam because it doesn’t do any good to get your head cut off,” he continued. “But we should always say that I may refrain from publishing a cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed, but it’s because I fear you. Don’t for one moment think it’s because I respect you.”

Enough Dhimmi for ya, Yusuf?

Yusuf rubs it (more furiously during Ramadan)

“Resistance is useless”- seems to be Yusuf Irfan’s latest message to the kuffar. Once again Yusuf is mighty upset that some infidels actually intend to do whatever it takes to keep our world safe from the soldiers of Allah….

irfanIslamic agit-prop and shari’a shyster Yusuf Irfan is once again mighty upset with the people he loves to hate: oh no, not the mad mullahs in Iran or the hate-preachers from Arabia to Morocco who regularly call for the annihilation of all Jews or “wiping Israel off the map”, no, Yusuf is mighty upset that a poster on Tim Blair posted this:

“The US should have immediately attacked Mecca with a nuclear strike and brought the war to the heart of Islam.”

Yusuf must have been choking on his momma’s best ramadan curry and is now so upset, that he will rouse the whole ummah to fight the pesky unbelievers until they’re either beheaded or embrace Islam…

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Yusuf Rubs It

Comedy Gold from Sharia Shyster Yusuf Irfan:


Exposing the jihad ideology and raising awareness about Islamic terrorism makes Andrew Bolt (and those who read his blog) just like -you guessed it- Bin Laden.


Planet Irf:  Introducing Usama bin Ladin’s new recruit …

Yusuf, the Internet Gestapo:

Insensitive jokes were detected,
As Yusuf  in his wisdom suspected;
He can’t wait to see
Our heads roll, tee hee,
When finally we get corrected.

Yusuf  hysteria in overdrive.  Same old, same old…

When Geert Wilders was interviewed on CNN they barely gave him  a 10 second sound-bite, only to be followed instantly by a hysterical Islamic headbanger who compared him to Bin Laden and HITLER! Assorted f*kcwits from the Guardian pounced on Wilders, never having read the Koran or the hadith, never having bothered to watch FITNA, (Miliband comes to mind) supported by fanatical Muslims from “Lord Ahmed” to “Baroness Uddin” who couldn’t contain their bile and hatred for Europes most courageous politician.

Yusuf from Planet Irf is using the same playbook:

So what is Yusuf really saying? Lets take a look:

Introducing Usama bin Ladin’s new recruit …

Usama bin Ladin has being trying desperately to convince young Muslims living in Western countries of certain things …

“desperately?” He didn’t have to try that hard… there are millions of good Muslims who follow him, how do  you intend to  prove them wrong, Yusuf?

a. That his terrorist agenda is perfectly consistent with Islam.

It is. Usama is a good Muslim. Prove him wrong, Yusuf, we are waiting with baited breath!

b. That Muslims living in countries like Australia will always be marginalised and never accepted as full citizens.

Rubbish. Where did Usama say this? It is Muslims who are obliged to drive the unbelievers out of their homes. Besides, it is Muslims who are told that “assimilation is a crime against humanity”…

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Yusuf Rubs It… in dysentery green!


Serial dreck-blogger Yusuf Irfan has discovered another great injustice that calls for jihad against the filthy kuffars: the murder of a hijabbed Muslimah in a German courtroom by a crazy Russian.

Yusuf,  muselmanic master of spin, anticipates how “serial tabloid hate-mongers Andrew Bolt and Tim Blair might  “spin this story”  

Yusuf: Yes, an Egyptian pharmacist living in Germany is stabbed by a white-skinned European man.

You see, Yusuf’s problem is that she was killed by  “a white-skinned European man.” If she was killed by a dark skinned Muslim or by her husband Yusuf would have never noticed. Yusuf has no problem with this, none at all… he also never noticed this…

Apart from “Abu Ghraib” and declarations of support for terrorists like David Hicks and Mamduh Habib Yusuf’s “Planet Irfan‘ hasn’t been very active lately, looks like even his co-religionists have deserted him. I used to get my kicks reading his fan mail, but even that seems to have dried up. 

Just for kicks, I saved one that I thought was hilarious. For a moment, I wondered whether it was one of those that he sends to himself, but then I thought no, he hasn’t got that kind of humor:

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Yusuf rubs it: "serious development" fizzles…

  • Update: Conversion of Afghans to Christianity not imminent, go back to sleep, Yusuf!

Afghanistan: U.S. Military burns Bibles for fear they’d be used to convert Muslims

(CNN) — Military personnel threw away, and ultimately burned, confiscated Bibles that were printed in the two most common Afghan languages amid concern they would be used to try to convert Afghans, a Defense Department spokesman said Tuesday. More>>

Today’s kuthba:

“He was delighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock”- from  Frank Zappas Father O’bliviion


Islamo agit prop Yusuf Irfan did his own little Abu Laban jihad, when he tried to follow the playbook of the deceased  instigator  of ‘cartoon Rage’,  who was so successful in stirring up kuffar-hatred a few years ago.

Yusuf tried to whip up a bit of fake outrage over US-troops,  accused  by Al Jizz  of evangelizing and handing out Bibles in Afghanistan. What could be a worse crime?

Somehow the ummah, which always spins like Iranian centrifuges, just didn’t take notice. Or could it be that they’re just getting tired of their own fanatical frenzy which, according to Winston Churchill, is more dangerous than ‘hydrophobia in a dog?’

 The malevolent Abu Laban  kicked the bucket since,  but the dreaded cartoons of blasphemy made history, when the soldiers of Allah went on  worldwide rampages that saw burning embassies and over hundred people killed in the process  (Muslims usually kill each other, when there are no infidels to murder and terrorize…)

All in all a classic case of incitement. As a lawyer Yusuf should know which laws apply for subversion and inciting violence . If the Fed’s are not onto him yet, concerned readers should bring it to their attention.

 Irfan should at least be on a watch list. His incitement could have worked. The stirring could have resulted in hundreds, if not thousands of Yusuf’s co-religionists running amok, smashing stuff and killing people. 

Whatever you do, have a nice day. And no matter how you do it, don’t forget to flush!


Yusuf, your (not so friendly) free speech eliminator…

… if only he could: If wishes were horses even beggars could ride..!

nazi-irfan11Trust me…

The ABC, always prepared to offer a soapbox to assorted miscreants, commies, crackpots and all kinds of deviants,  keeps publishing Irfan’s drivel. In his latest expose’ Yusuf once again attacks the people he loves to hate, namely Andrew Bolt, Piers Akerman.  and Tim Blair.  As always, Yusuf tries to play the race-card and winges and whines about some of the commenters, especially those that are, lets say, not eager to submit to his abhorrent belief-system. If only we would leave it to Yusuf, and perhaps some of his assorted sharia promoting co-religionists, the world would be so much of a better place for the Mohammedan’s among us. 

Unfortunately for Yusuf, we’re not quite there yet…

The real Islam, soon coming to a theater near you: 

Pakistan: Lawyer threatens to kill Christian charged with “blasphemy”

And not just with his hourly billing charges, either.

Here is yet another example of how Pakistan’s blasphemy laws are used to terrorize innocent people: “Pakistan: Lawyer Threatens To Kill Christian Charged With ‘Blasphemy,’” from Compass Direct, May 6 (thanks to Jeffrey Imm):

Yusuf Discovers Oppression

Yusuf speaketh:

“Taliban leaders have transformed Islamic sacred jurisprudence into an instrument of oppression.”

* Gee, did you figure that all out by yourself, Yusuf? Isn’t that what the jiziyah is, an instrument of oppression?  How else would you explain that minorities in Islamic countries have been all but wiped out? Have you never heard of the Armenian genocide in Turkey or the plight of the Copts in Egypt? What happened to the Christians and Hindus of Pakistan who made up some 30% of the population 60 years ago and are now reduced to a tiny percentage, who are forced to live in abject poverty, in slave-like conditions, with no rights at all?

Is this the “sacred jurisprudence” you’re talking about?

Muslim (19:4294) - “When you meet your enemies who are polytheists, invite them to three courses of action. If they respond to any one of these, you also accept it and withhold yourself from doing them any harm. Invite them to (accept) Islam; if they respond to you, accept it from them and desist from fighting against them … If they refuse to accept Islam, demand from them the Jizya. If they agree to pay, accept it from them and hold off your hands. If they refuse to pay the tax, seek Allah’s help and fight them”

Sharia advocate  Irfan is  trying to put a bit of lipstick on Taliban activities back in Pakiland, where these “students of Islam”  are rapidly  moving on Islamabad. By the looks of it, its only a matter of weeks or months before the corrupt Zardari clan is ousted and the believers impose Allah’s law, with nukes.

But not to worry, Yusuf is onto it:

“Perhaps the ultimate measure of a nation’s civility is in how it treats its minorities. Pakistan must act to stop attacks on its Sikh and other minorities.”

I won’t be holding my breath. Islam is what Muslims (must) do, which means   “Islamic sacred law”, the sharia, must reign supreme. Obviously you have no problem with that, Yusuf.  For you, the Sikhs are just collateral damage. Your smears on India are gratuitous, you’re just doing your job.

But whatever you do, Yusuf: have a nice day and don’t forget to flush!


Shocker: Report on religious freedom says Pakistani gov’t does nothing to protect minorities

No kidding. “Government does nothing to stop violence against Pakistan’s minorities,” by Qaiser Felix for AsiaNews, May 6:

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Yusuf Rubs It: Manufactured "Bible Rage" Hits Afghanistan

“…and in a fit of anger I pounced, and I pounced again…”   from Frank Zappa’s “don’t eat the yellow snow…”

In the video below you can listen to a pile of sanctimonious BS moderated by a pommie traitor (James Bays) who sold out to the Arabs at Al Jizz. Enjoy the fake outrage over perceived transgressions in Afghanistan, which he calls a “deeply conservative country”- as if fanatical Moslems had something in common with conservatives in the West.

Look out for riots and thousands of rage-boys go apeshit over this latest manufactured outrage… 

Planet Irf rages:

US troops are caught with resources to convert Afghan locals to Christianity. This is a serious development. The video footage below was taken 12 months ago. Who knows how long all this has been happening?

irfan1-1213* You see, for Yusuf the Islamo-agit prop, this is a “serious development”- the current Taliban takeover of Pakistan is of no concern to him. Iran with nukes? No problemo.  The latest atrocities committed by his co-religionists don’t bother this jihad propagandist even less. Being a fanatical Muslim himself,  Yusuf also has no problem with the radical headbangers in the mosques that preach our subjugation and annihilation. Yusuf is concerned about Moslem “sensitivities”…

The sensitivity of religion in this part of the world cannot be over-emphasised. This kind of video footage can and no doubt will be used by Taliban propagandists to undermine the Karzai government. This could well threaten the security of our own troops.      

  • “Our troops? Yusuf? Are you no longer a soldier for Allah?

The US army has some explaining to do. So does Kevin Rudd.

  • Not…

The text accompanying the video is reproduced below.

US soldiers in Afghanistan have been filmed with local language Bibles and urged to be “witnesses for Jesus” despite anti-proselytising rules. Al Jazeera’s James Bays reports.

US troops urged to share faith in Afghanistan – 04 May 09


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Yusuf rubs it: "CIA doctors and Hippocratic hypocrisy …"


* Malevolent sharia shyster Yusuf Irfan engages (as always)  in immoral equivocations  and smears the hyppocratic oath, something no Muslim doctor seems to adhere to, as we can see here:

  • In light of the above our security services would be well advised to practice a little more torture, (waterboarding) because it comes with benefits and saves lives, as we can see here:
  • CIA: Waterboarding 9/11 mastermind led to info that headed off 9/11-style attack on LA

    Good thing they’re not waterboarding anymore, eh? As we watch American cities go up in flames, we can at least pat ourselves on the back that we did not transgress against delicate 21st century sensibilities.

    “CIA Confirms: Waterboarding 9/11 Mastermind Led to Info that Aborted 9/11-Style Attack on Los Angeles,” by Terence P. Jeffrey for CNS News, via JW

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