Jihad, we all know that, is peaceful inner struggle to better one’s self, right?

Since a Caliph is needed to call for a jihad there has to be a caliphate first. All these unauthorized inner strugglers who blow themselves and others  up to  strike terror in the hearts of the infidels got  their peaceful religion all wrong, right?  At least that’s what Solkhar,, our resident troll would have us believe. But  even Solkhar, slithering like an eel, conceded in one of his multiple droppings yesterday that there is a “defensive jihad”- that comes into play when Muslims fight “oppression”.  Unfortunately for us, Muslims are always oppressed. Which means the jihad can flare up anytime, over cartoons, a  torn Koran, miniskirts, naked women, a teddy bear named Moe, a perceived insult against Muhammad, the Islamic prophet,   alcohol or pork near a mosque or a million other things.  Even the mere existence of unbelievers offends  Muslims. Since “unbelief is worse than slaughter” the jihad is in fact permanent and relentless and will not stop until “all religion belongs to Allah” ,  all the unbelievers are forcibly converted or pay the jiziya with willing submission while feeling humiliated.

This is the ideology that drives the  Chinese Uighurs  and those who join them in their inner struggle against China:

MEMRI

Al-Qaeda’s “Islamic State of Iraq” Calls on Muslims to Join Uighur Jihad Against China

On August 22, 2009, the media division of Al-Qaeda’s “Islamic State of Iraq” organization (ISI) released the sixth video in its “Knights of Martyrdom” series, which celebrates jihadists killed in the war in Iraq.

JTTM subscribers can read the full report at:http://www.memrijttm.org/content/en/blog_personal.htm?id=1816&param=GJN.

Video Urges Support for Islamic Party of Turkestan, Shows Uighur Kids Training forJihad

On August 27, 2009, jihadist websites posted a 39-minute video from the Uighur jihadist “Islamic Party of Turkestan” (IPT) calling on the Uighurs in Xinjiang Province to support its jihad against China. The video was produced before the recent clashes between Uighurs and Han Chinese in Urumchi; the title screen lists the month as Jumada II 1430, which is equivalent to May-June 2009.

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Islam Q & A:

She passes wind continually; does this mean she cannot go to the mosque?

Am I not allowed to pray in the mosque, because I suffer from constant emission of wind that does not have a smell? How often do I have to do wudoo’ in order to offer obligatory and naafil prayers?.

Praise be to Allaah.

Firstly:

Emission of wind invalidates wudoo’, because of the report narrated by al-Bukhaari (135) from Abu Hurayrah (may Allah be pleased with him), who said: The Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “No prayer will be accepted from one who is in a state of minor impurity until he does wudoo’.” A man from Hadramawt said: What is minor impurity, O Abu Hurayrah? He said: Breaking wind silently or loudly.

Breaking wind is of two types:

Continue reading A Fartwa on farting in the mosque →

Islamo-Logic from the dumber than dirt department: Stop Resisting Islam, Now!

H/T Counter Jihad:

You heard it before: stop fighting crime because it causes more crime. Stop fighting Islamic terrorism because it causes more… Islamic terrorism!

A steaming pile of taqiyya from Nadia Hijab/ME Online

America’s wars are the problem. And not just the wars, but also the systems of government the United States installs or supports throughout the region.

Most people reject all three of America’s wars in their region: the one against Afghanistan, the one on Iraq, and the one by Israel.

Read it if you can bear it!>>

Trouble is that dreck like this falls on fertile ground:

Germany’s  Cultural Enricher in Chief, Angela Merkel:

“… the more Muslim people are employed in business or administration, or in the police and in the Ministries, the more broadly becomes our common understanding. Enriches our living together” (Merkel)

Good luck with that: Russian president asks Muslim clerics for help to counter jihadists

Medvedev refers to the jihadists’ “unorthodox views on Islam,” indicating that like his counterparts in the West, he believes that Islam is a Religion of Peaceâ„¢. Yet the relative peacefulness of the Islam in the Caucasus was a product of cultural accommodation, not theological reform. Medvedev would no doubt be quite surprised — as surprised as, say, Gordon Brown would be — to learn that all the mainstream sects and schools of jurisprudence teach warfare against unbelievers in order to subjugate them as inferiors under the rule of Islamic law. “Medvedev turns to Muslim clerics to counter radicals,” by Denis Dyomkin for Reuters, August 28 (thanks to JW)

Great Idea: Chairman of Joint Chiefs seeks new ways to woo Muslims

Because, you see, after billions to Pakistan, billions to Egypt, billions here and there and everywhere, we haven’t been doing enough to show Muslim countries that we are their friends.

“Military chief seeks new plan to woo Muslims,” by Thom Shanker for the New York Times (via MSNBC), August 28 (JW):

WASHINGTON – The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff has written a searing critique of government efforts at “strategic communication” with the Muslim world, saying that no amount of public relations will establish credibility if American behavior overseas is perceived as arrogant, uncaring or insulting.

The problem here, however, is that when it comes to Islamic jihadists, virtually anything short of full capitulation is perceived as arrogant, uncaring or insulting. Any resistance to the jihad agenda is immediately cast as a grievous insult that must be redressed. More here>>

Terrorists in America

Breaking Wind

Nothing new here. Similar things have been daily occurrences in France, the UK and Australia for years, but have been swept under the carpet for the sake of social engineering and multiculti-political correctness:

From an article in the Sydney Moonbat Herald, August 14, 2006

“It was everything … throwing rubbish over the fence, screaming abuse, blocking the driveway, knocking fences down. One guy would throw coffee grains on the windows and bottles on the roof late at night … I confronted some of them, and the men would call me a lot of names, mostly in Arabic.”  More>>

Denmark: “All the Danes and Jews must die”

23 families have been forced to move out of an apartment complex because of one other family, identified only as “Lebanese,” that subjected them to “harassment, violence and threats” on a “daily basis,” including their children “throwing rocks and spitting at other families in the building’s playground area. When they were told to stop, their parents came down to the playground armed with knives and clubs.”

Elisabeth Dreijer Sørensen, a representative of the 23 families, recounts: “Yes, I got a red cross on my door. And later we learned what it means – that we are infidels, and that we’re on the death list.”

This “Lebanese” family must no doubt be Maronite!

“Denmark: ‘All the Danes and Jews must die,'” from Islam In Europe, August 27, via JW:

Continue reading Denmark Jihad: "All the Danes and Jews must die" →

Question number 7 for Solkhar the Islamo Troll:

The companions of the prophet of Islam, Muhammad, believed (that, according to Egyptian mufti Dr. Ali Gum’a) that drinking his urine, licking his sweat and eating his excrements would help to purify and bless them.

Do you, Solkhar, of the Maliki school of Islam, agree with Dr. Ali Gum’a?

Yes or No will suffice. Thank you!

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AL-GHUSL

Today is Islamic Flashback Day: a walk down memory lane with Sheik Yer’mami:

Lets take a look at libel blogger  Charles Johnson from the little green sycophants:

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No Compulsion in Islam?

Thu, Jun 28, 2007 at 8:07:06 am PDT

Islamic apologists trying to explain away the death penalty for apostasy always quote Koran 2:256, which states, “There is no compulsion in Islam.” In Malaysia, though, they apparently see Koran 2:256 more as a guideline than a strict rule: Tougher Law For Malaysia Converts. The only opposition-ruled state in Malaysia has approved …

Full post…

Strange how things have changed. The Lizard sold his ass and the Arabs blow dynamite out of their asses…

From Iraq the Model via Tim Blair

• Who said Arabs never invented anything?

“IRED”

That stands for Improvised Rectal Explosive Device; Al-Qaeda’s newest weapon.

• Update: There may have been, uh, dry runs for this sort of thing.

* I’m sure Winds of Jihad cartoonist Shem will come up with a great cartoon to celebrate this memorable event:

The suicide bomber who tried to assassinate a Saudi prince used an unusual place to conceal his explosive charge; his anus.

GulfNews

Pic snatched from the Tundra Tabloids:

Qaeda attack on Prince part of wider plot

Al-Arabiya, a Saudi-owned television network, said the attacker concealed the explosives in his anus, allowing him to evade detection. The network also quoted an expert as saying that the method of concealment aimed the blast away from the target, while blowing the bomber to bits.

Gladly the attack failed, otherwise Iraqi officials would freak out and demand that all visitors to government offices have their anuses probed before entry.
But seriously, how did he place the explosives in his anus? I don’t think he could’ve done it on his own. But on the other hand if someone else helped him do it then that makes the whole operation unholy, and very gay, right?

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